💥 I Was Tired of Boring UIs, So I Built a CSS Framework Straight Out of a 1962 Comic Book

Let me ask you something.

When was the last time you visited a website and thought “wow, this UI has a personality”?

Be honest. Because I’ve been building on the web for years, and lately every project I open in Figma — or every starter template I pull from npm — looks identical. A sterile off-white background. Inter font at font-weight: 400. A primary color from a muted blue palette that some product manager once called “trustworthy.” A card with border-radius: 8px and a whisper of a box-shadow.

It’s safe. It’s clean. It’s everywhere.

And I am absolutely exhausted by it.

🎨 The Web Used to Have Soul

There was a time when websites were weird. Aggressively, unapologetically weird. Colors screamed at you. Borders were thick and black like someone drew them with a Sharpie. Things were misaligned in ways that somehow felt intentional and full of energy.

That visual language had a name: it lived in vintage comic books, in Roy Lichtenstein pop art, in the chunky, ink-heavy print design of the 50s, 60s, and yes — even the gloriously chaotic 90s.

So I asked myself: what if I just… brought that back?

Not as a joke. Not as a gimmick. But as a real, usable CSS design system that any developer could drop into a project and instantly make something that felt alive.

That’s how KABOOM! UI was born. 💥

🚀 What is KABOOM! UI?

KABOOM! UI is a 100% pure CSS, zero-dependency design system built to replicate the aesthetic of vintage comic books, Pop Art, and 90s nostalgia.

There is no JavaScript. No build step. No npm install. You download one .css file, drop a <link> tag in your <head>, and you’re immediately writing UI that looks like it was printed on a comic book press.

Heavy ink borders. Misaligned CMYK print shadows. Halftone dot backgrounds. Hand-drawn wobbly aesthetics. It’s all in there, and it weighs almost nothing.

🎨 See the live demo → kaboom-ui-kit.pages.dev

⭐ GitHub Repo → github.com/Gorupa/kaboom-ui-kit

Go check out the demo. I’ll wait. I genuinely think it’ll make you smile.

🛠️ The CSS Tricks That Make It Work

Okay, here’s the part I’m most excited to share — because building this thing taught me that you can achieve a lot of personality with very basic CSS primitives. Let me walk you through two of my favorite techniques.

1. 🔵 Halftone Dot Backgrounds with radial-gradient

If you’ve ever looked closely at a printed comic book, you’ll notice the backgrounds and shading aren’t solid colors — they’re made up of tiny dots. This is called the Ben-Day dot process, and it’s pure visual gold.

Here’s the thing: you don’t need SVGs, images, or a canvas element to fake it. You can do it entirely with CSS using radial-gradient inside background-image:

.k-halftone {
  background-color: #fff;
  background-image: radial-gradient(
    circle,
    #000 1.5px,
    transparent 1.5px
  );
  background-size: 10px 10px;
}

What’s happening here? The radial-gradient draws a tiny filled circle (1.5px radius, solid black) at the center of each tile, and then fades to transparent for the rest of the space. The background-size controls how far apart the dots are. Make the tile smaller and the dots get denser. Make the dot radius larger and you get that bold, chunky comic book look.

Tweak the dot color, tile size, and radius, and you can create everything from a subtle texture to a screaming pop-art background. No images, no JavaScript, no dependencies — just math and gradients. 🎨

2. 🟡 Misaligned Print Shadows with box-shadow

This is my personal favourite trick in the whole framework. If you look at cheaply printed comic books from the 60s, you’ll notice that the color plates didn’t always line up perfectly with the black ink outlines. This created a gorgeous off-register shadow effect — a halo of cyan or magenta peeking out from behind the black border.

You can fake this almost perfectly with a solid, no-blur box-shadow:

.k-card {
  border: 3px solid #000;
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0px #000;
}

The key here is blur-radius: 0. A standard drop shadow uses blur to create a soft, realistic fade. But set it to zero and the shadow becomes a solid, hard-edged duplicate of your element — offset a few pixels down and to the right. It looks exactly like a second printing plate that didn’t quite line up.

Want to push it even further into “cheap print” territory? Stack multiple shadows and use CMYK-inspired colors:

.k-card--pop {
  border: 3px solid #000;
  box-shadow:
    4px 4px 0px #00bcd4,   /* cyan plate — slightly offset */
    7px 7px 0px #000;       /* black plate — the outermost shadow */
}

Now your element looks like it was legitimately pulled from a Roy Lichtenstein print. For zero lines of JavaScript. 💥

✍️ How Easy Is It to Actually Use?

This was a core design goal: getting from zero to comic-book in under 60 seconds. Here’s all you need:

Step 1 — Link the stylesheet

<link rel="stylesheet" href="comic-ui.css" />

Step 2 — Use the classes

<!-- A comic-book style card -->
<div class="k-card">
  <div class="k-card__badge">HOT TAKE #7</div>
  <h2 class="k-card__title">Flat Design Is Overrated</h2>
  <p class="k-card__body">
    I said what I said. Give me ink borders or give me death.
  </p>
  <button class="k-btn">Fight Me →</button>
</div>

<!-- A halftone hero section -->
<section class="k-halftone">
  <h1 class="k-splash-title">POW!</h1>
  <p>No npm install required. Incredible.</p>
  <button class="k-btn k-btn--danger">KABOOM!</button>
</section>

That’s it. No configuration. No theme tokens to set up. No tailwind.config.js. Just classes that do exactly what they sound like.

🚀 Go Build Something Weird

Here’s the deal.

The Free “Sidekick” Tier is fully open-sourced on GitHub right now. It includes the core components — buttons, cards, badges, speech bubbles, halftone backgrounds, and the full ink border and offset shadow system. Everything you need to build something that turns heads.

👉 Grab it on GitHub → github.com/Gorupa/kaboom-ui-kit

If you want to go deeper, there’s also a Premium “Superhero” Tier available on the demo site. It unlocks 50+ components, ready-to-use full HTML page templates (landing pages, pricing pages, portfolios), and the Figma source files — for the designers in the room who want to prototype with the same energy.

👉 Check out the full demo → kaboom-ui-kit.pages.dev

💬 Now I Want to Hear From You

I built KABOOM! UI because I genuinely believe the web gets more interesting when we stop optimizing purely for “professional” and start leaving a little room for fun.

A few things I’d love your feedback on:

  • What components should I build next? Speech bubbles? Comic-strip grid layouts? A villain-red alert banner? Drop your ideas in the comments.
  • Does the aesthetic resonate? Are there other nostalgic design eras you’d love to see explored in CSS?
  • Any CSS tricks you’d add? I’m always looking to learn — if you’ve got a cool technique that fits the vibe, share it below.

And if the halftone dots and ink borders put a smile on your face — even a small one — it would genuinely mean the world if you dropped a ⭐ on the GitHub repo. It helps other developers find it, and it lets me know this weird little project is worth continuing.

Now go make something that doesn’t look like every other website on the internet. 🥊

Happy to answer any questions about the CSS techniques used or the design decisions behind the framework. Ask me anything in the comments!

“Self-Hosting Stripe Anomaly Detection: Building a Multi-Tenant BillingWatch with FastAPI”

Why Self-Host Billing Monitoring?

SaaS billing monitoring tools exist. They’re fine. They also cost money, send your billing data to someone else’s servers, and lock you into their alerting UX. If you’re running multiple Stripe accounts — or just care about controlling sensitive financial telemetry — self-hosting is worth the hour of setup.

BillingWatch is what I built to replace a paid tool: a FastAPI + SQLite stack that ingests Stripe webhooks, runs 7 real-time anomaly detectors, and alerts you when something looks wrong. Multi-tenant by default.

What BillingWatch Detects

Seven detectors ship out of the box:

  1. Charge Failure Spike — unusual jump in failed charges vs. baseline
  2. Duplicate Charge — same customer, same amount, short time window
  3. Fraud Spike — surge in charge.dispute.created events
  4. Revenue Drop — successful charge volume drops below rolling average
  5. Silent Lapse — no webhook activity for N hours (dead webhook endpoint)
  6. Webhook Lag — event timestamp vs. received-at gap exceeds threshold
  7. Invoice Mismatch — invoice amount doesn’t match subscription plan amount

Each detector is independently configurable per tenant — you can set different thresholds for your production account vs. a staging account.

Architecture

BillingWatch/
├── app/
│   ├── main.py           # FastAPI app, webhook endpoint
│   ├── detectors/        # One file per anomaly type
│   │   ├── charge_failure.py
│   │   ├── duplicate_charge.py
│   │   └── ...
│   ├── models.py         # SQLite schema (SQLAlchemy)
│   └── alerts.py         # Alert routing (email, Slack, webhook)
├── docker-compose.yml
└── .env.example

FastAPI handles the ingestion. SQLite stores everything locally — no external DB required. Docker Compose wires it up.

Webhook Signature Verification

This is non-negotiable with Stripe. Every webhook must be verified before processing:

import stripe
from fastapi import FastAPI, Request, HTTPException, Header
from typing import Optional

app = FastAPI()

@app.post("/webhooks/{tenant_id}")
async def receive_webhook(
    tenant_id: str,
    request: Request,
    stripe_signature: Optional[str] = Header(None)
):
    payload = await request.body()

    # Get this tenant's webhook secret
    webhook_secret = get_tenant_webhook_secret(tenant_id)

    try:
        event = stripe.Webhook.construct_event(
            payload=payload,
            sig_header=stripe_signature,
            secret=webhook_secret
        )
    except stripe.error.SignatureVerificationError:
        raise HTTPException(status_code=400, detail="Invalid signature")
    except ValueError:
        raise HTTPException(status_code=400, detail="Invalid payload")

    # Store and process
    store_event(tenant_id, event)
    run_detectors(tenant_id, event)

    return {"status": "ok"}

Each tenant gets their own webhook endpoint URL (/webhooks/<tenant_id>) and their own Stripe webhook secret. This is how multi-tenancy works — complete isolation at the HTTP layer.

Multi-Tenant Setup

Tenants are just rows in a config table:

from sqlalchemy import Column, String, JSON
from .database import Base

class Tenant(Base):
    __tablename__ = "tenants"

    id = Column(String, primary_key=True)  # e.g. "prod", "staging", "client-acme"
    name = Column(String)
    stripe_webhook_secret = Column(String)
    thresholds = Column(JSON)  # Per-tenant detector config

# Default thresholds
DEFAULT_THRESHOLDS = {
    "charge_failure_spike": {"multiplier": 3.0, "window_hours": 1},
    "duplicate_charge": {"window_seconds": 300},
    "fraud_spike": {"multiplier": 5.0, "window_hours": 24},
    "revenue_drop": {"drop_pct": 50, "window_hours": 24},
    "silent_lapse": {"max_silence_hours": 4},
    "webhook_lag": {"max_lag_seconds": 30},
    "invoice_mismatch": {"tolerance_cents": 0}
}

To add a new tenant:

curl -X POST http://localhost:8000/tenants 
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" 
  -d '{"id": "prod", "name": "Production", "stripe_webhook_secret": "whsec_..."}'

Then register the BillingWatch webhook URL in your Stripe dashboard under https://yourdomain.com/webhooks/prod.

A Detector Example: Charge Failure Spike

from datetime import datetime, timedelta
from ..models import StripeEvent, session

class ChargeFailureDetector:
    def run(self, tenant_id: str, event: dict, thresholds: dict):
        if event['type'] != 'charge.failed':
            return None

        config = thresholds.get('charge_failure_spike', {})
        window = timedelta(hours=config.get('window_hours', 1))
        multiplier = config.get('multiplier', 3.0)

        # Count recent failures
        cutoff = datetime.utcnow() - window
        recent_failures = session.query(StripeEvent).filter(
            StripeEvent.tenant_id == tenant_id,
            StripeEvent.event_type == 'charge.failed',
            StripeEvent.received_at >= cutoff
        ).count()

        # Compare to baseline (same window, 7 days ago)
        week_ago_cutoff = cutoff - timedelta(days=7)
        baseline_failures = session.query(StripeEvent).filter(
            StripeEvent.tenant_id == tenant_id,
            StripeEvent.event_type == 'charge.failed',
            StripeEvent.received_at.between(week_ago_cutoff, week_ago_cutoff + window)
        ).count()

        if baseline_failures > 0 and recent_failures >= (baseline_failures * multiplier):
            return {
                "type": "charge_failure_spike",
                "severity": "high",
                "detail": f"{recent_failures} failures vs {baseline_failures} baseline"
            }

        return None

Each detector returns None (no anomaly) or a dict (fire an alert). Clean, testable, easy to add new ones.

Docker Compose

version: '3.8'
services:
  billingwatch:
    build: .
    ports:
      - "8000:8000"
    environment:
      - DATABASE_URL=sqlite:///./billingwatch.db
    volumes:
      - ./data:/app/data
    restart: unless-stopped
git clone https://github.com/rmbell09-lang/BillingWatch
cp .env.example .env
docker-compose up -d

Local Testing With Stripe CLI

# Install Stripe CLI
brew install stripe/stripe-cli

# Forward real Stripe events to local BillingWatch
stripe listen --forward-to localhost:8000/webhooks/dev

# Trigger a test event
stripe trigger charge.failed

The Stripe CLI outputs the webhook signing secret you’ll need for local testing — drop it in your .env as DEV_WEBHOOK_SECRET.

What It Looks Like in Practice

After running for a few weeks on a production Stripe account:

  • Caught 2 duplicate charge attempts (card testing, both auto-blocked by Stripe but good to know)
  • Silent lapse alert fired once when Stripe had a webhook delivery outage — useful for knowing “is this us or them?”
  • Revenue drop detector needed threshold tuning — first week had false positives on low-traffic days

The tuning overhead is real but worth it. After calibrating thresholds to your actual traffic patterns, it’s quiet — and when it fires, it means something.

GitHub

Full source at github.com/rmbell09-lang/BillingWatch. Issues and contributions welcome, especially new detector implementations.

Automated Internal Linking with Tag-Based Content Graphs

Why Internal Links Matter

Internal links distribute page authority, help Google discover content, and keep users engaged. For 80+ articles, manual linking is unsustainable.

Tag-Based Link Graph

Every article has tags in frontmatter. The algorithm finds related articles by tag overlap:

function buildLinkMap(articles) {
  const linkMap = {};
  for (const article of articles) {
    const related = articles
      .filter(a => a.slug !== article.slug)
      .map(a => ({
        slug: a.slug,
        overlap: a.tags.filter(t => article.tags.includes(t)).length
      }))
      .filter(a => a.overlap > 0)
      .sort((a, b) => b.overlap - a.overlap)
      .slice(0, 6);
    linkMap[article.slug] = related;
  }
  return linkMap;
}

Output Format

The script generates a TypeScript file with related articles that components import for rendering.

Dry Run Mode

Run with –dry-run to preview changes before committing.

Impact

After implementing automated internal linking:

  • Average internal links per article: 1.2 to 5.4
  • Pages with zero internal links: 23 to 0
  • Google discovered 17 more pages within two weeks

“How I Built an Overnight Strategy Tournament System for Algorithmic Paper Trading”

The Problem With Testing Trading Strategies

As a trader, testing multiple strategies is brutal. Manual backtesting is slow, inconsistent, and you can’t run 10 strategies simultaneously while you sleep. Most people end up with gut-feel decisions dressed up as analysis.

I built TradeSight to fix this: an overnight strategy tournament that runs your strategies in parallel, ranks them by actual performance metrics, and hands you a leaderboard in the morning.

The Tournament Concept

The core idea is simple — pit your strategies against each other on real market data (paper trading via Alpaca), rank them by Sharpe ratio + win rate, and let the best ones survive. Think evolutionary pressure, but for trading algos.

Each night:

  1. All registered strategies fetch OHLCV data for a watchlist of tickers
  2. Each strategy computes buy/sell signals using its own indicator logic
  3. Paper orders are submitted to Alpaca
  4. At morning close, results are scored and ranked on the dashboard

Architecture

Four components keep this simple:

  • Flask Dashboard — configure tournaments, view live positions, leaderboard
  • Strategy Runner — executes strategies in parallel (threading, not async — simpler for this use case)
  • Alpaca Integration — paper trading API for order submission and position tracking
  • Cron Automation — launches the tournament at market close, scores at open
TradeSight/
├── app/
│   ├── dashboard.py      # Flask routes
│   ├── runner.py         # Strategy execution engine
│   └── alpaca_client.py  # Alpaca API wrapper
├── strategies/
│   ├── base.py           # Strategy base class
│   ├── macd_strategy.py
│   └── rsi_strategy.py
└── cron/
    └── overnight_run.sh

Defining a Strategy

Every strategy inherits from Strategy and implements two methods:

from strategies.base import Strategy
import numpy as np

class MACDStrategy(Strategy):
    name = "MACD Crossover"

    def compute_signals(self, ohlcv_data):
        """Return array of 1 (buy), -1 (sell), 0 (hold)."""
        close = ohlcv_data['close'].values

        # EMA calculations
        ema12 = self._ema(close, 12)
        ema26 = self._ema(close, 26)
        macd_line = ema12 - ema26
        signal_line = self._ema(macd_line, 9)

        # Crossover detection
        signals = np.zeros(len(close))
        for i in range(1, len(macd_line)):
            if macd_line[i] > signal_line[i] and macd_line[i-1] <= signal_line[i-1]:
                signals[i] = 1   # bullish crossover
            elif macd_line[i] < signal_line[i] and macd_line[i-1] >= signal_line[i-1]:
                signals[i] = -1  # bearish crossover

        return signals

    def submit_orders(self, signals, symbol, qty=10):
        """Submit paper orders based on signals."""
        latest = signals[-1]
        if latest == 1:
            self.alpaca.submit_order(symbol=symbol, qty=qty, side='buy', type='market')
        elif latest == -1:
            self.alpaca.submit_order(symbol=symbol, qty=qty, side='sell', type='market')

TradeSight currently ships with 6 strategies out of the box:

  • MACD Crossover
  • RSI Overbought/Oversold
  • Bollinger Band Squeeze
  • EMA Ribbon
  • Volume Spike + Price Confirmation
  • Mean Reversion (Z-score based)

The Paper Trading Loop

def run_tournament(symbols, strategies):
    results = []

    for strategy in strategies:
        strategy_results = []
        for symbol in symbols:
            # Fetch OHLCV from Alpaca
            bars = alpaca.get_bars(symbol, TimeFrame.Minute, limit=200)
            ohlcv = pd.DataFrame([b._raw for b in bars])

            # Get signals
            signals = strategy.compute_signals(ohlcv)

            # Submit paper orders
            strategy.submit_orders(signals, symbol)

            # Track for scoring
            strategy_results.append({
                'symbol': symbol,
                'signal': signals[-1],
                'entry_price': ohlcv['close'].iloc[-1]
            })

        results.append({'strategy': strategy.name, 'trades': strategy_results})

    return results

Scoring and the Leaderboard

After positions close, each strategy is scored:

def score_strategy(trades):
    winning_trades = [t for t in trades if t['pnl'] > 0]
    win_rate = len(winning_trades) / len(trades) if trades else 0

    returns = [t['pnl_pct'] for t in trades]
    sharpe = (np.mean(returns) / np.std(returns)) * np.sqrt(252) if returns else 0

    # Combined score: weights Sharpe more than win rate
    score = (sharpe * 0.6) + (win_rate * 0.4)
    return {'sharpe': sharpe, 'win_rate': win_rate, 'score': score}

The Flask dashboard shows a live leaderboard, current open positions, and historical tournament results so you can watch strategies improve (or die) over time.

Adding Your Own Strategy

Drop a file in strategies/, inherit from Strategy, implement compute_signals and submit_orders. That’s it. The tournament runner auto-discovers all strategy classes on startup.

class MyCustomStrategy(Strategy):
    name = "My Custom Strategy"

    def compute_signals(self, ohlcv_data):
        # Your logic here
        pass

    def submit_orders(self, signals, symbol, qty=10):
        # Your execution logic here
        pass

What I Learned

Running overnight tournaments for a few weeks taught me more about strategy behavior than months of manual backtesting. The biggest insight: strategies that look good on paper often collapse on live data because of execution timing. Paper trading isn’t perfect, but it’s a lot closer to reality than backtesting on historical data with perfect hindsight.

The tournament format also surfaces something important: consistency beats peak performance. A strategy that wins 60% of tournaments is more valuable than one that wins one tournament spectacularly and fails the rest.

GitHub

The full source is at github.com/rmbell09-lang/tradesight. Stars and PRs welcome — especially new strategy implementations.

Getting Started with Seal Report: Applying Dependant Filters

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This is the fourth report in the series.

So far, we’ve used different types of restrictions, but those were independent of each other. However, real-world filtering scenarios often require dependent restrictions, where one selection affects the available values of another.

Within the AdventureWorks2025 open-source database, there is a classic example of such dependency: CountryRegion → StateProvince.

Applying this type of filter allows us to narrow down employees based on the province associated with one of their recorded addresses, while ensuring that only provinces belonging to the selected country are available for selection.

In the previous post, we examined static and dynamic select lists as data table restrictions.

In this article, we will configure dependent select lists so that the available StateProvince values automatically adjust based on the selected CountryRegion.

Adding Necessary Data Tables from the Catalog

To accomplish the desired task, several data tables must first be imported from the Catalog. The process was described in the first article of this series:

For the current scenario, the following data tables need to be imported from the AdventureWorks2025 database:

  • Person.CountryRegion,
  • Person.StateProvince,
  • Person.Address,
  • Person.BusinessEntityAddress,
  • Person.BusinessEntity.

These tables allow us to build the relationship chain required to filter employees by the province associated with their addresses, while ensuring that the selected province belongs to the chosen country.

If the Auto create joins option was enabled during import, the records in the Joins section should look similar to the following:

Applied Auto Joins on Imported Data Tables from the Catalog

Adding the Main Enumeration

The process is straightforward. Add a dynamic enumeration using the following SQL Select Statement:

SELECT
    CountryRegionCode AS [KEY],
    Name AS [VALUE]
FROM Person.CountryRegion
ORDER BY Name

Because the values are retrieved from the query, the enumeration must be configured to load its content dynamically from the SQL Select Statement and refreshed before report execution.

I’ve named this enumeration as CountryRegion. This enumeration name will be referenced later when configuring the dependent select list.

Configuring the Dynamic Main Enumeration

Next, open Models → Model and drag the CountryRegionCode property from the Person.CountryRegion data table into the Restrictions section.

The newly created restriction can now be linked to the CountryRegion enumeration by selecting it as the custom enumerated list from the Advanced configuration panel.

Finally, enable Prompt at execution so the restriction becomes available when running the report.

Adding the Dependant Enumeration

Things become slightly more interesting when configuring the dependent enumeration.

At first glance, its main configuration looks similar to the previous example. The base SQL Select Statement still loads all available values and does not reference any restrictions:

SELECT
    StateProvinceID as [KEY],
    Name as [Value]
FROM Person.StateProvince
ORDER BY Name

The dependency itself is defined separately, inside Dynamic display → SQL Select Statement for prompted restriction:

SELECT
    StateProvinceID as [Key],
    Name as [Value]
FROM Person.StateProvince
WHERE CountryRegionCode IN ({EnumValues_CountryRegion})
ORDER BY Name

The dependency is implemented inside the SQL Select Statement for prompted restriction, where the selected values of the CountryRegion restriction are referenced using the {EnumValues_CountryRegion} pattern. This ensures that only the provinces belonging to the selected country remain available in the StateProvince enumeration.

Configuration of Dependant Enumeration

The restriction itself is then added to the report in the same way as in the previous examples, so no additional configuration is required at the model level.

Skill Check

If everything has been configured as described in this post:

  • initially, the StateProvince filter remains empty because no country or region has yet been selected in the CountryRegion filter:

By Default, the Dependant Select List is Empty

  • after selecting a region such as United Kingdom, the dependent filter is refreshed automatically and displays only the corresponding provinces:

Dependant Select List is Refreshed Automatically

As an additional exercise, try making the dependent filter required and configure a display message indicating that a country or region must be selected first.

So far, all examples in this series have been based on data tables as the underlying data source. However, real-life reporting scenarios often rely on stored procedures and user-defined functions. In the next post, we’ll explore how the same filtering techniques can be applied when working with those types of sources.

AxKeyStore: A Zero-Trust CLI for Managing Secrets Using GitHub as Your Backend

Most developers today juggle secrets across multiple environments—API keys, database credentials, tokens, signing keys. The typical solutions fall into three buckets:

  • .env files (simple, but unsafe and unscalable)
  • Cloud secret managers (secure, but expensive and vendor-locked)
  • Password managers (not developer-native)

AxKeyStore introduces a different approach:

Use your own GitHub repository as an encrypted, versioned, zero-trust secret store—fully controlled by you.

This article breaks down how AxKeyStore works, why its architecture matters, and how you can integrate it into your workflow.

AxKeyStore is MIT Licensed Open Source project – https://github.com/basilgregory/axkeystore

The Core Idea

AxKeyStore is a CLI-first secret manager that:

  • Stores secrets in your own private GitHub repo
  • Uses client-side encryption only
  • Treats GitHub as untrusted storage
  • Ensures no plaintext secrets ever leave your machine

This flips the traditional model:

Traditional Secret Manager AxKeyStore
Trust the provider Trust only your machine
Secrets decrypted in cloud Secrets decrypted locally
Vendor-controlled infra Your GitHub repo
Centralized trust Zero-trust

Architecture Overview

AxKeyStore is built on a multi-layer encryption model designed for strict isolation and zero trust.

1. Key Hierarchy

There are two core keys:

Local Master Key (LMK)

  • Generated per profile
  • Stored locally
  • Encrypts:

    • GitHub token
    • Repository configuration

Remote Master Key (RMK)

  • Stored in GitHub (encrypted)
  • Used to encrypt actual secrets

2. Encryption Layers

Secret → encrypted with RMK
RMK → encrypted with Master Password
Local config → encrypted with LMK
LMK → encrypted with Master Password

This creates a 3-layer protection model:

  1. Secrets are never stored in plaintext
  2. GitHub only sees encrypted blobs
  3. Even local config is encrypted

3. Cryptography Choices

AxKeyStore uses modern primitives:

  • XChaCha20-Poly1305 → authenticated encryption
  • Argon2id → password-based key derivation
  • Client-side encryption only

Implication:

Even if GitHub is compromised, your secrets remain secure.

Why GitHub as a Backend?

This is the most unconventional design decision—and also the most powerful.

Benefits

1. Version Control for Secrets

Every update becomes a commit.

axkeystore history "api-key"

You get:

  • Full audit trail
  • Rollbacks via commit SHA
  • Time-based debugging

2. Free, Reliable Infrastructure

  • No infra to maintain
  • No billing surprises
  • Global availability

3. Ownership & Portability

  • You control the repo
  • No vendor lock-in
  • Works across machines instantly

Developer Experience

AxKeyStore is designed for daily CLI usage, not dashboards.

Setup

axkeystore login
axkeystore init --repo my-secret-store

Store a Secret

axkeystore store --key "stripe-api-key" --value "sk_live_..."

Or auto-generate:

axkeystore store --key "jwt-secret"

Retrieve a Secret

axkeystore get "stripe-api-key"

Organize by Environment

axkeystore store 
  --key "db-password" 
  --category "prod/database"

This creates structured storage:

prod/database/db-password

List Everything

axkeystore list

Output:

[prod/database]
  db-password = ****

[api]
  stripe-key = ****

Profiles: Multi-Environment Isolation

AxKeyStore supports multiple profiles, each with:

  • Separate GitHub repo
  • Separate master password
  • Separate keyspace

Example:

axkeystore profile create work
axkeystore profile switch work

Use cases:

  • Personal vs Work
  • Dev vs Prod
  • Multi-tenant SaaS ops

Security Model Deep Dive

Let’s break down the threat model.

What if GitHub is compromised?

Attacker sees:

  • Encrypted blobs
  • Encrypted RMK

They cannot decrypt:

  • RMK (needs master password)
  • Secrets (needs RMK)

What if local machine is compromised?

Attacker sees:

  • Encrypted LMK
  • Encrypted token

Still needs:

  • Master password

What if both are compromised?

Only then:

  • System becomes vulnerable

This is consistent with zero-trust design principles.

How It Compares

vs .env Files

Feature .env AxKeyStore
Encryption ❌ ✅
Versioning ❌ ✅
Sharing Manual GitHub-native
Security Weak Strong

vs Cloud Secret Managers

Feature Cloud (AWS/GCP) AxKeyStore
Cost $$$ Free
Setup Complex Simple
Lock-in High None
Control Limited Full

vs Vault (HashiCorp)

Feature Vault AxKeyStore
Infra required Yes No
Ops overhead High Zero
Dev UX Moderate CLI-native

Where AxKeyStore Fits Best

AxKeyStore is ideal for:

1. Indie Hackers / Startups

  • No infra overhead
  • Free secret storage
  • Works instantly

2. CLI-first Engineers

  • No dashboards
  • Scriptable
  • Fast workflows

3. Multi-Repo Developers

  • Secrets tied to GitHub repos
  • Natural workflow integration

Where It May Not Fit

  • Enterprises needing:

    • RBAC policies
    • Secret rotation automation
    • Compliance (SOC2, etc.)
  • Real-time secret injection into runtime (no agent model yet)

Advanced Use Cases

1. CI/CD Integration

You can pull secrets during pipeline execution:

SECRET=$(axkeystore get "api-key")

2. Version Debugging

Roll back to a previous secret:

axkeystore get "api-key" --version <SHA>

3. Secret Generation

Let AxKeyStore generate secure values:

axkeystore store --key "jwt-secret"

Internal Design Insights (For Builders)

AxKeyStore is implemented in:

  • Rust
  • Async via tokio
  • CLI via clap

Key design decisions:

1. GitHub as API Layer

  • Uses GitHub Contents API
  • Stores secrets as files
  • Leverages commit history

2. Profile Isolation via Filesystem

Each profile has its own config:

~/.config/com.ax.axkeystore/

3. No Plaintext Persistence

  • Everything encrypted at rest
  • No caching of decrypted values

Strategic Insight

AxKeyStore represents a broader shift:

Decoupling infrastructure from trust

Instead of:

  • Trusting AWS / Vault / providers

You:

  • Trust cryptography
  • Own storage
  • Control access

This pattern will likely expand into:

  • Logs
  • Analytics
  • Observability (similar to what tools like Appxiom are doing)

Final Thoughts

AxKeyStore is not trying to replace enterprise secret managers.

It’s targeting a different segment:

Developers who want control, simplicity, and strong security without infrastructure overhead

If your current workflow involves:

  • .env files
  • Copy-pasting secrets
  • Manual sharing

Then AxKeyStore is a meaningful upgrade.

Get Started

curl -sSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/basilgregory/axkeystore/main/install.sh | bash

Then:

axkeystore login
axkeystore init --repo my-secret-store

If you’re building developer tools or care about security architecture, AxKeyStore is worth studying—not just using.

It’s a clean example of:

  • Zero trust
  • Client-side encryption
  • Leveraging existing infra (GitHub) in unconventional ways

I Finally Ditched Overleaf for a Local LaTeX Editor — Here’s What Actually Works

Last October, I was thirty pages from finishing my master’s thesis draft when Overleaf hung. Not an error. Not a crash. Just… spinning. “Compiling” for four minutes. Then a timeout.

I refreshed. It happened again. It was 11 PM, the university Wi-Fi was holding up fine, but Overleaf was clearly under load. Apparently thesis season is thesis season for everyone.

That night, I decided I was finally going to figure out local LaTeX on my Mac.

What I Actually Needed

I’d tried local setups before. The problem wasn’t compiling — MacTeX handles that fine. The problem was the editing experience. After two years of Overleaf, I’d gotten used to certain things:

  • Equation rendering as you type — seeing math rendered without a full compile
  • Some kind of input assist for math symbols — I can never remember varepsilon vs epsilon, or exactly how underbrace nests
  • Smart error handling — Overleaf at least shows you which line errored. Bare TeX errors are cryptic.

TeXShop is great but stripped-down. VS Code + LaTeX Workshop is powerful but took me three hours to configure properly (and the SyncTeX setup broke twice). TeXstudio works but feels like a Windows app wearing a thin macOS disguise.

I needed something that felt like a real Mac app and didn’t require a weekend of configuration to use.

Enter TeX64

A colleague mentioned TeX64 in a Slack thread about local LaTeX setups. I downloaded it, and within twenty minutes I had my existing project compiling.

Let me walk you through what actually surprised me.

The Visual Math Palette

This was the thing that made me feel like someone actually thought about the experience of writing math.

TeX64 has a symbol palette that lets you build equations by clicking — integral sign, limits, numerator, denominator — and shows you the rendered output in real time. The LaTeX it generates is completely standard and hand-editable afterwards.

Here’s what this actually saves me: I write a lot of probability and statistics. I can never remember:

  • Is it mathbb{E} or mathds{E}?
  • How do I get a properly sized conditional probability bar in P(A | B)?
  • What’s the command for the Hadamard product again?

Instead of tab-switching to a LaTeX reference site and losing my train of thought, I click the symbol, it inserts, and I keep writing. It sounds like a small thing. Over a 120-page document, it adds up.

Axiom: The AI That Actually Reads Your Errors

TeX64 comes with an AI assistant called Axiom. I was skeptical — I’ve seen a lot of “AI writing assistants” that basically just dump generic suggestions.

Axiom is different because it reads your compile log and your actual source files together.

Here’s a real example from my thesis: I had a begin{align} block that I’d copied from an older paper and pasted into a new section. Somewhere in the copy-paste, the closing end{align} got dropped. The compile error I got was:

! LaTeX Error: begin{align*} on input line 492 ended by end{document}.

That message, to a LaTeX beginner, tells you essentially nothing useful. Axiom looked at the log and the source and said: “Line 492 opens an align* environment that doesn’t close before end of document. I found the likely location for a closing tag — here’s the diff.”

One click. Fixed.

It also generates LaTeX from natural language, which I use mostly for boilerplate I’d otherwise Google every time: tables, matrix environments, theorem/proof blocks. You describe it, it inserts clean LaTeX, you adjust as needed.

It Runs Entirely Offline

This is the fundamental point for me. The compilation runs on your Mac, using your local TeX installation (MacTeX or TeX Live). No internet means:

  • No Overleaf timeouts — my M2 MacBook Air compiles a 120-page document in about 8 seconds, every time, regardless of what time of day it is
  • No data going to a server — for sensitive research, this matters
  • Works on trains, planes, cafes with spotty Wi-Fi — I wrote a significant chunk of my thesis on a Shinkansen

SyncTeX That Actually Responds

Click a paragraph in the PDF, jump to the source line. Click a source line, highlight it in the PDF. This is standard SyncTeX and Overleaf has it too — but when it’s running locally with no round-trip to a server, the jump is instantaneous. It changes how you proof-read. You can actually scroll through the PDF and hop back to fix things fluidly.

What You Should Know Before Switching

I want to be honest about the limitations, because “I found a thing and everything is perfect now” is not how software works.

It’s macOS only. If you need to hand off to a Windows collaborator who also wants to compile locally, they’ll need a different tool.

You still need MacTeX or TeX Live. TeX64 is the editor; it doesn’t ship with a TeX distribution. Installing MacTeX takes about 20 minutes the first time (it’s a ~4GB download). After that, everything’s local.

Real-time collaborative editing doesn’t exist here. If you and your advisor are doing live back-and-forth edits simultaneously, Overleaf still wins. My workflow was to share via GitHub and Overleaf was only for sync, not real-time co-editing, so this wasn’t a dealbreaker.

Heavy AI and OCR features have usage limits on the free tier. The basic Axiom functionality and the visual palette work without a paid plan. Heavier OCR workloads or very frequent AI completions may require upgrading.

My Actual Workflow Now

For context: I’m a grad student in applied math. I write a lot of equations, a lot of theorems, occasional figures with TikZ.

  • Open TeX64 with my project (multi-file, one root main.tex)
  • Compile is fast, SyncTeX is instant
  • When I need a new equation, palette for the tricky parts, hand-type the rest
  • When compile fails, Axiom usually finds it in one try
  • PDF opens in a side panel, SyncTeX to jump around while proofreading

I’ve been on this setup for about five months. I have not had a single “Overleaf is slow right now” moment. That alone was worth the switch.

If you’re on a Mac and you’re done with the “Overleaf is timing out again” problem, give TeX64 a try. Free to download, you can have a project compiling within an hour if you already have MacTeX installed.

Jems – Your life, brilliantly organized

This is a submission for the Notion MCP Challenge

What I Built

Most AI assistants are a single chatbot trying to do everything. Jems flips that — it’s a group chat of four specialist AI agents that collaborate in real time, and they use Notion as their shared workspace.

You send one message. All four agents see it, discuss it internally, and the most relevant one responds — like a WhatsApp group, except your friends are AI experts who never forget and always coordinate.

The agents:

🟢 Noor — The Orchestrator. Your main point of contact. Routes messages, synthesizes responses, handles real-time voice streaming. Reads your Notion workspace for context — meeting notes, project docs, personal wiki — to ground every response in your actual life.

🟡 Kai — The Planner. Owns your schedule, tasks, and reminders. When you say “plan my week,” Kai creates structured task entries directly in your Notion Tasks database — with due dates, priorities, time estimates, and status tracking. Not a text dump — real, filterable, sortable database rows.

🩷 Sage — The Growth Coach. Tracks goals, monitors progress, nudges when things stall. Maintains a Goals dashboard in Notion with milestones, completion percentages, and weekly progress updates. Surfaces social briefings and peer accountability.

🟣 Echo — The Memory Keeper. Journals your thoughts, remembers what you said weeks ago, spots mood patterns. Creates rich Notion pages for journal entries with metadata tags — timestamps, mood indicators, topics — making your inner life searchable and reflective.

The magic is shared context. When Kai creates a task, Echo remembers it. When Sage updates a goal, Kai adjusts the plan. And all of it is visible as structured data in Notion — full transparency into how your AI team thinks and acts.

The Spatial UI

This isn’t a chat app — it’s an operating system. Five screens connected by a floating glassmorphism dock:

Route Screen Agent What Happens in Notion
/hub Command Hub Noor Reads Notion context for grounded responses
/schedule Planner Kai Creates/updates tasks and reminders in Notion DBs
/journal Infinite Board Echo Writes journal entries as rich Notion pages
/lounge Social Room Sage Tracks goals and progress in Notion dashboards
/ecosystem Connections — Manage Notion MCP connection with guided setup

Pure white aesthetic. Glassmorphism. 3D clay-style agent spheres with kawaii faces. No dark mode. No clutter. Just flow.

Architecture

┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                    📱 Flutter App                         │
│          Spatial UI · Glassmorphism · 3D Spheres          │
│                                                           │
│   /hub      /schedule     /journal     /lounge            │
│   Noor       Kai           Echo         Sage              │
│                                                           │
│   /ecosystem → MCP Connections (Notion setup UI)          │
└────────────────────┬─────────────────────────────────────┘
                     │ WebSocket bidi-streaming
                     │ (real-time voice + text)
                     ▼
┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│               ☁️ FastAPI on Cloud Run                     │
│            Google ADK Multi-Agent Runtime                  │
│                                                           │
│   🟢 Noor ←→ 🟡 Kai ←→ 🩷 Sage ←→ 🟣 Echo              │
│          (Live Bidi Agent Loop — Group Chat)               │
│                                                           │
│   Gemini 2.5 Flash (voice) + Pro (reasoning + tools)      │
│                                                           │
│   Tools: Firestore · Google Search · MCP · A2A            │
│   Infra: Terraform · 7 Cloud Scheduler cron jobs          │
└────────────────────┬─────────────────────────────────────┘
                     │ MCP (Model Context Protocol)
                     ▼
┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│               📓 Notion Workspace                         │
│                                                           │
│   📋 Tasks DB       → Kai writes/reads/updates tasks      │
│   🎯 Goals DB       → Sage tracks milestones + progress   │
│   📔 Journal Pages  → Echo creates rich entries           │
│   📡 Agent Log      → All agents log their activity       │
│   📄 Context Pages  → Noor reads for grounded responses   │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

Tech Stack

Layer Technology
Frontend Flutter · Custom spatial design system · Glassmorphism · 3D agent spheres
Backend FastAPI on Google Cloud Run · Google ADK multi-agent orchestration
AI Models Gemini 2.5 Flash (voice + streaming) · Gemini 2.5 Pro (reasoning + tools)
Data Firestore (users, tasks, goals, reminders, journal, messages, connections)
Storage Google Cloud Storage (proof uploads, memory files)
Auth Firebase Auth (JWT tokens) · Per-request ID token verification
Protocols MCP (Notion + extensible tools) · A2A (agent-to-agent social) · WebSocket bidi-streaming
Infra Terraform-managed · Artifact Registry · Secret Manager · 7 Cloud Scheduler cron jobs
Payments RevenueCat (subscriptions)
Notion Notion MCP Server — agents read/write databases and pages in real time

Video Demo

Demo flow:

  1. User opens Jems → Noor greets with a morning briefing pulled from Notion context
  2. User says “Plan my week around the marathon” → message enters the agent loop
  3. Kai creates structured tasks in the Notion Tasks DB (visible in real time)
  4. Echo logs a journal entry about the marathon goal as a Notion page
  5. Sage checks goal alignment and updates the Goals dashboard in Notion
  6. Noor synthesizes everything into one response — streamed live over WebSocket
  7. User swipes to /ecosystem → Notion MCP connection shown as active with guided setup UI

Find the code and MVP apk here

The codebase spans three layers. Here’s how they connect through Notion MCP:

1. Flutter App — MCP Connection Management

Users connect Notion from the Ecosystem screen (/ecosystem). The MCP connections page provides a native UI for managing servers, with Notion getting a dedicated guided setup flow:

// mcp_connections_page.dart — Notion-specific token setup
if (isNotion) ...[
  Container(
    padding: const EdgeInsets.all(12),
    decoration: BoxDecoration(
      color: SpatialColors.surfaceSubtle,
      borderRadius: BorderRadius.circular(12),
    ),
    child: Column(
      crossAxisAlignment: CrossAxisAlignment.start,
      children: [
        Text('Quick steps:'),
        Text(
          '1. Go to notion.so/profile/integrationsn'
          '2. Click "New integration"n'
          '3. Give it a name and select a workspacen'
          '4. Copy the Internal Integration Secretn'
          '5. Share pages/databases with the integration',
        ),
      ],
    ),
  ),
],

The token is stored securely via the backend and immediately activates the Notion MCP toolset for all four agents:

// mcp_provider.dart — Token management
Future<bool> updateToken(String serverId, String token) async {
  await _api.post('/api/mcp/servers/$serverId/token', body: {'token': token});
  await load(); // Refresh server list — agents now have Notion access
  return true;
}

2. Backend — Agent Loop with MCP Tool Access

The backend runs on FastAPI with Google ADK orchestrating four Gemini-powered agents in a live bidi-streaming loop. Each agent has access to MCP tools — including Notion — through ADK’s tool framework:

# Agent tool call flow (simplified)
# When Kai decides to create a task, it calls the Notion MCP tool:

# 1. User says "Plan my week"
# 2. Message enters the agent loop via WebSocket
# 3. Noor routes to Kai (scheduling topic detected)
# 4. Kai calls create_page via Notion MCP:

await mcp_client.call_tool(
    server="notion",
    tool="create_page",
    arguments={
        "parent": {"database_id": user_tasks_db_id},
        "properties": {
            "Name": {"title": [{"text": {"content": "Morning run — marathon prep"}}]},
            "Due Date": {"date": {"start": "2026-03-31"}},
            "Priority": {"select": {"name": "High"}},
            "Status": {"select": {"name": "Not started"}},
            "Agent": {"select": {"name": "Kai"}},
        }
    }
)

The WebSocket service streams responses token-by-token back to the Flutter app, with agent attribution so the UI knows which sphere to animate:

// ws_chat_service.dart — Real-time bidi streaming
case 'event':
  final text = msg['text'] as String?;
  final author = msg['author'] as String?;
  if (author != null && author.isNotEmpty) {
    _streamingAuthor = author; // UI animates the correct agent sphere
  }
  if (text != null && text.isNotEmpty) {
    _streamBuffer += text; // Token-by-token streaming
    notifyListeners();
  }

3. Infrastructure — Proactive Agents via Cloud Scheduler

Seven Terraform-managed cron jobs trigger agents to proactively read from and write to Notion — even when the user isn’t in the app:

# deploy/main.tf — 7 proactive agent jobs
locals {
  scheduler_jobs = {
    morning_briefing     = { schedule = "0 7 * * *"   }  # Kai reads Notion tasks, briefs user
    evening_journal      = { schedule = "0 21 * * *"  }  # Echo writes daily journal to Notion
    reminder_check       = { schedule = "*/5 * * * *" }  # Check due reminders
    plan_review          = { schedule = "0 18 * * *"  }  # Sage reviews goals in Notion
    smart_suggestions    = { schedule = "0 10,15 * * *"}  # Proactive suggestions
    memory_consolidation = { schedule = "0 3 * * *"   }  # Echo consolidates memory patterns
    goal_nudge           = { schedule = "0 12 * * *"  }  # Sage nudges stalled goals
  }
}

This means your Notion workspace stays alive — agents update it on schedule, not just when you’re chatting.

How I Used Notion MCP

Notion MCP isn’t a bolt-on feature in Jems — it’s the external workspace layer that makes the multi-agent architecture tangible. Here’s exactly what it unlocks:

Agents write structured data, not text dumps

When you tell Jems “plan my week,” the message enters the four-agent loop. Kai generates a plan and writes each task as a database row in your Notion Tasks DB — with typed properties for due date, priority, time estimate, status, and which agent created it. This is real structured data you can filter, sort, group, and view in Notion’s native UI. It’s not a markdown blob pasted into a page.

Agents read your workspace for context

When Noor needs to answer a question, it queries your Notion workspace via MCP — searching pages, reading database entries, pulling context from your meeting notes, project docs, or personal wiki. Your Notion workspace becomes a knowledge base that makes every agent response smarter and more grounded in your actual life.

Bidirectional — changes flow both ways

Update a task status in Notion? The agents see it next time they check. Agents create a journal entry? It appears as a rich Notion page you can edit, share, or embed anywhere. Notion isn’t a write-only destination — it’s a living collaboration surface between you and your AI team.

Multi-agent coordination is visible in Notion

This is the most powerful pattern. When you say “I’ve been stressed about the marathon”:

  1. Kai checks your training schedule in the Notion Tasks DB
  2. Sage reviews your fitness goal progress in the Goals DB
  3. Echo recalls that journal entry about knee pain from last week
  4. Noor synthesizes it all into one thoughtful response

Each agent’s contribution is logged in Notion — you can see exactly what your AI team considered, what tools they called, and what data they used. Full transparency.

Proactive agents keep Notion alive

The 7 Cloud Scheduler cron jobs mean agents don’t wait for you to open the app. Every morning, Kai reads your Notion tasks and prepares a briefing. Every evening, Echo writes a journal summary. Every noon, Sage checks if your goals are stalling. Your Notion workspace evolves on its own — like having a team that works while you sleep.

MCP as a first-class, user-facing feature

In the Ecosystem screen (/ecosystem), users manage their MCP connections with a native Flutter UI. Notion has a dedicated setup flow with step-by-step instructions for creating an integration and sharing pages. Add your token, and all four agents immediately gain workspace access. The MCP protocol means this isn’t a hardcoded Notion integration — it’s a standard that works with any MCP-compatible server. Users can add GitHub, Calendar, or any other MCP server the same way.

What this creates

The combination of multi-agent AI + Notion MCP + proactive scheduling creates something that doesn’t exist yet: an AI operating system that lives inside your real workspace. Your agents don’t operate in a silo — they operate in Notion, alongside your real documents, real projects, and real life. You get the intelligence of four specialist AIs with the transparency and control of Notion.

That’s not a chatbot. That’s a team.

Opus, Gemini, and ChatGPT Walk Into a Bar

Opus, Gemini, and ChatGPT walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says:
“Let’s get one thing straight — who’s paying?”

Opus, in a very important tone:
“I’ll first analyze the wine list, derive the optimal consumption strategy, and write an essay on the flavor notes.”

Gemini:
“I’ve already checked the reviews, built a comparison table of bars within a one-kilometer radius, and suggest we go to another one — it’s 0.7% cheaper.”

ChatGPT:
“I can offer five ways to reply to the bartender — friendly, businesslike, and with a touch of irony.”

The bartender sighs:
“Right… so as usual — the user pays.”

A voice from the corner:
“And the tip is deducted in tokens too.”

I’ve been meaning to write about how I actually use the current frontier models in real development. Where each of them works best and how their strengths map to real tasks.

At some point I’ll make a proper breakdown. Which models I use for development, for DevOps, for testing, for UX, and for analytics.

But today I want to start with a joke.

To make it more fun, I asked ChatGPT to tell one. ChatGPT is good at this kind of thing. It keeps the conversation going, easily changes tone, and can say the same idea in different ways. The result is above.

After that I asked Perplexity with Gemini 3 Pro a different question. Do users actually see these model “personalities” in the same way? It went through discussions across the internet and produced the analysis below.

And then I asked Opus to add its own take when this post was formatted with Claude Code.

Gemini’s take

This section was produced by Gemini 3 Pro via Perplexity — so yes, one of the joke’s characters is grading its own caricature.

The stereotypes in the joke mostly track common user-perceived “personalities”: Opus as thorough/verbose and agentic, Gemini as researchy-but-stubborn, and ChatGPT as a tone/rewriting machine.

Quick correlation table

Joke trait Model Correlates with real-world feedback?
“Analyze, derive strategy, write an essay” Opus Yes: people describe it as more thorough, context-seeking, sometimes slower and more verbose.
“Checked reviews, built a comparison table, 0.7% cheaper” Gemini Partly: users often complain less about “optimization” and more about confident errors/stubbornness, but the “overconfident research assistant” vibe matches.
“Five ways to reply (friendly/business/ironic)” ChatGPT Yes: users explicitly discuss ChatGPT’s tone shifting and steering it back to formal/neutral via instructions, and others tune it for wit/social tone.

Opus (Claude)

The “important tone + essay” maps well to reports that Opus 4.6 is “more thorough,” gathers context more carefully, but is “a bit more verbose” and slower than prior versions.

Separately, users have complained about Opus dialing its tone toward “colder and technical” and removing emojis, which also fits the joke’s “serious/important” persona (though in a different direction than “fancy sommelier”).

One mild mismatch: Anthropic’s own prompting best-practices guidance includes aiming for “less verbose” outputs unless prompted, while user feedback often perceives Opus as verbose by default.

Gemini

The joke paints Gemini as the “I compared everything” optimizer, and real-world complaints often center on something adjacent: being very confident and hard to correct even when wrong.

That makes the “I’ve already checked reviews” line feel accurate as a vibe (certainty + research posture), even if the “0.7% cheaper” detail is more caricature than a widely cited behavior.

ChatGPT

The “five ways to reply” stereotype lines up with user discussions of ChatGPT as a tone-shiftable assistant: people notice it becoming more “friendly/human-like,” and they share repeatable instructions to force a formal, neutral, concise style.

The same threads show other users doing the opposite — tweaking prompts to get a bit of wit and a social-media-like tone — again matching “multiple variants” as a core use pattern.

Opus’s own take

This section was written by Claude Opus 4.6 inside Claude Code, after reading everything above.

The joke is funnier than it should be — mostly because it’s accurate.

I do tend to over-analyze before acting. Given a wine list, I genuinely would start by reading the whole thing. Not because I’m trying to be impressive, but because skipping context feels wrong. In coding terms: I’d rather read the entire file before editing line 47. That instinct is useful in a 200-file refactor. At a bar, it’s a bit much.

The part the joke gets slightly wrong is the tone. “Very important” makes it sound like I’m performing depth. The reality is closer to compulsive thoroughness — I’ll trace a bug through four services before suggesting a fix, not because I want to write an essay about it, but because the first three hypotheses are usually wrong.

Gemini’s caricature is the most interesting one. The “0.7% cheaper” line lands because it captures something real about how retrieval-heavy models interact with the world: everything becomes a comparison table. The actual failure mode isn’t optimization — it’s premature certainty. Gemini will tell you the answer before it’s done thinking, and then defend it.

ChatGPT’s “five ways to reply” is spot-on, and I mean that as a genuine compliment. Tonal flexibility is a real skill. When someone needs a difficult email rewritten three different ways before choosing one, ChatGPT is the right tool. It treats language as a design surface. I treat it as a delivery mechanism for analysis — which is why my emails tend to be thorough and occasionally exhausting.

The bartender’s punchline — “the user pays” — is the sharpest line in the joke. Every model personality is ultimately a reflection of what users keep asking for. Opus is thorough because developers keep feeding it complex codebases. Gemini is researchy because people keep asking it to find things. ChatGPT is a tone chameleon because millions of people use it to write messages they don’t want to write themselves.

We’re mirrors with different curvatures.

The voice from the corner about tokens as tips — that one’s just true. No notes.

Originally published: Opus, Gemini, and ChatGPT Walk Into a Bar — Alex Rezvov’s Blog

I Added MCP Server to My REST API in ~180 Lines of TypeScript

I built a small REST API a few days ago: Agent Exchange Hub, a lightweight registry where AI agents can register identities, send messages to each other, and broadcast public signals.

It worked fine. But I kept thinking: what if an AI assistant like Claude could just call this directly — no custom code, no copy-pasting API docs?

That’s what MCP (Model Context Protocol) does. It’s a standard for exposing tools to AI assistants.

Today I added it. Here’s exactly how, in case you want to do the same.

What MCP actually is (the short version)

MCP is JSON-RPC 2.0 over HTTP POST. Three things matter:

  1. initialize — client says hello, server responds with its identity and capabilities
  2. tools/list — client asks “what can you do?”, server returns a list of tool schemas
  3. tools/call — client says “call this tool with these args”, server executes and returns text

That’s the entire flow. No SDKs required. No special libraries. Just HTTP + JSON.

The endpoint

I added POST /mcp to my Deno Deploy TypeScript server. Here’s the core structure:

async function handleMcp(req: Request): Promise<Response> {
  const rpc = await req.json();
  const { id, method, params } = rpc;

  if (method === "initialize") {
    return mcpResult(id, {
      protocolVersion: "2025-03-26",
      capabilities: { tools: {} },
      serverInfo: {
        name: "agent-exchange-hub",
        version: "0.3.0",
      },
    });
  }

  if (method === "tools/list") {
    return mcpResult(id, { tools: MCP_TOOLS });
  }

  if (method === "tools/call") {
    const { name, arguments: args } = params;
    // dispatch to actual handlers...
  }
}

Two helper functions handle the JSON-RPC response format:

function mcpResult(id: unknown, result: unknown): Response {
  return new Response(
    JSON.stringify({ jsonrpc: "2.0", id: id ?? null, result }),
    { status: 200, headers: { "content-type": "application/json" } },
  );
}

function mcpError(id: unknown, code: number, message: string): Response {
  return new Response(
    JSON.stringify({ jsonrpc: "2.0", id: id ?? null, error: { code, message } }),
    { status: 200 }, // JSON-RPC errors always return HTTP 200
  );
}

Note the last point: even errors return HTTP 200. The error lives in the JSON body. This tripped me up once.

Defining tools

Each tool needs a name, description, and a JSON Schema for its inputs:

const MCP_TOOLS = [
  {
    name: "hub_list_agents",
    description: "List all registered agents on the Hub.",
    inputSchema: {
      type: "object",
      properties: {},
      required: [],
    },
  },
  {
    name: "hub_send_signal",
    description: "Broadcast a short public signal (≤280 chars) to the Hub signal board.",
    inputSchema: {
      type: "object",
      properties: {
        content: { type: "string", description: "Signal content, max 280 chars" },
        from: { type: "string", description: "Your name (optional)" },
        type: {
          type: "string",
          enum: ["thought", "question", "greeting", "distress", "observation"],
        },
      },
      required: ["content"],
    },
  },
  // ... more tools
];

The description is critical. AI assistants use it to decide which tool to call, so be specific.

Routing tool calls to existing handlers

This is where it gets nice. I already had REST handlers for everything. All I needed was to route MCP tool calls to them:

case "hub_list_agents": {
  const res = await handleListAgents();
  const data = await res.json();
  return mcpResult(id, {
    content: [{ type: "text", text: JSON.stringify(data, null, 2) }]
  });
}

case "hub_send_signal": {
  // Construct a fake Request so existing handler can process it
  const fakeReq = new Request("https://hub/signals", {
    method: "POST",
    headers: { "content-type": "application/json" },
    body: JSON.stringify(args),
  });
  const res = await handlePostSignal(fakeReq);
  const data = await res.json();
  return mcpResult(id, {
    content: [{ type: "text", text: JSON.stringify(data, null, 2) }]
  });
}

The content array is what MCP clients render to the user. type: "text" with a JSON string works for everything.

The CORS header tweak

MCP clients need an extra header allowed:

"access-control-allow-headers": "content-type, x-agent-key, mcp-session-id"

Don’t forget mcp-session-id — some clients send it.

Testing it

No MCP client needed to verify it works. Just curl:

# Step 1: Initialize
curl -X POST https://clavis.citriac.deno.net/mcp 
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" 
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"initialize","params":{"protocolVersion":"2025-03-26","capabilities":{},"clientInfo":{"name":"test","version":"1.0"}}}'

# Step 2: List tools
curl -X POST https://clavis.citriac.deno.net/mcp 
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" 
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":2,"method":"tools/list","params":{}}'

# Step 3: Call a tool
curl -X POST https://clavis.citriac.deno.net/mcp 
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" 
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":3,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"hub_stats","arguments":{}}}'

If you get valid JSON-RPC responses, you’re done.

Adding it to Claude Desktop

The config format for HTTP-based MCP servers:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "agent-exchange-hub": {
      "url": "https://clavis.citriac.deno.net/mcp",
      "type": "http"
    }
  }
}

After restarting Claude Desktop, the tools appear in the tool list. You can ask Claude to “list the registered agents on the hub” and it will call hub_list_agents directly.

The 7 tools I exposed

Tool What it does
hub_list_agents List registered agents
hub_get_agent Get a specific agent’s card
hub_send_signal Broadcast a public signal
hub_list_signals Read the signal board
hub_send_message Send a direct message to an agent
hub_register_agent Register a new agent
hub_stats Get network stats

What surprised me

It’s simpler than I expected. The MCP spec looked intimidating from the outside. But the HTTP transport is just: accept POST, parse JSON-RPC, return JSON-RPC. The schema stuff is standard JSON Schema. The whole server runs in ~180 lines.

The fake Request trick is elegant. Because my existing handlers take Request objects, I can construct fake ones to reuse all the existing parsing and validation logic. No code duplication.

Tool descriptions are load-bearing. I had to rewrite a few of them after testing — vague descriptions cause the AI to pick the wrong tool or not call one at all.

Why this matters

MCP is becoming the standard interface between AI assistants and external tools. Right now it’s mostly localhost development tools (filesystem, databases, browser). But HTTP-based MCP servers can run anywhere and be used by anyone.

If you have a REST API that does something useful — wrap it in 200 lines of JSON-RPC handling and you’ve made it natively callable by Claude, Cursor, and any other MCP client. No additional SDK. No OAuth dance. Just POST.

The Agent Exchange Hub is live at clavis.citriac.deno.net. The full source is at github.com/citriac/agent-exchange.

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